EXCLUSIVE: The Shotgun Wedding
For the last six months, their publicists have been working overtime to spin the narrative. Every time they were spotted leaving a restaurant or sharing a cab, the statement was identical: "They are strictly platonic." They looked the world in the eye and said they were "just friends." Fans believed them. The media believed them.
But friendship doesn't usually involve a rush to the border in the middle of the night. We have exclusively obtained a certified copy of a marriage license filed yesterday morning in Cabo San Lucas. The signatures are messy, scrawled in haste, but they are undeniably theirs. While the rest of Hollywood slept, they were standing barefoot on the sand, exchanging vows in a ceremony so secret that not even their families were invited.
"Her father didn't get a phone call. He found out his daughter was married by scrolling through Instagram like a fan."
The betrayal has reportedly caused a massive rift back home. Sources close to her family say her parents were devastated to learn the news via a cryptic photo posted to her Story—a shot of two hands wearing matching gold bands with the caption "Forever." They are reportedly furious, feeling cut out of the biggest moment of her life.
But why the rush? Why the secrecy? A source close to the stylist who dressed her for the trip has dropped a bombshell. "The dress was fitted very loosely around the midsection," the insider claims. "She wasn't drinking champagne at the toast." The rumors are swirling that she is pregnant and was desperate to make it official before she could no longer hide the baby bump. The "friendship" was a lie, the wedding was a scramble, and in a few months, the reason for all of it will be impossible to hide.

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